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A cat in a tie walks into a job interview
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Next.
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Hello, I am human Stan.
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Your tie is a collar.
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It is a neck tie. For necks.
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Why is there a tail?
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I can still see you.
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Surprise. I am standing human.
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What skills do you have?
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I can type very fast.
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You are typing with your paws.
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These are fingerless gloves.
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And you are sitting on the desk.
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I am a comfort seeker.
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Get down.
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Fine. I will take the job anyway.
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You are hired.
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I start now.
