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Four roommates, one slice of pizza, and the house rules
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Guys. There's one slice left.
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House rule. The oldest gets the last slice.
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You're twenty six.
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And a half.
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No! The rule is, whoever saw it first!
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The rule is, whoever paid! I paid for this pizza!
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Theo. You paid with my card.
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It was in my wallet.
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Fine! We check the house rules. We all signed them.
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Rule one. The last slice goes to...
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Whoever isn't arguing about it.
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I wasn't arguing.
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Who wrote these rules?
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Read rule two.
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Rule two. Hattie wrote rule one.
