The Cat Who Filed a Complaint Against the Robot Vacuum

Mishi had ruled this house for six years. Then the robot vacuum arrived.

It beeped. It bumped her tail. Then it ate her favourite feather toy.

So Mishi did what any serious cat would do. She filed an official complaint.

Complaint number one: it is loud, it is rude, and it never says sorry.

Complaint number two: it stole a feather that did nothing wrong.

She slid the complaint under its charging dock, and she waited.

At midnight, the robot rolled out, beeped twice, and dropped the feather at her feet.

Mishi could not believe it. The complaint had worked.

From that day on, the robot cleaned around her favourite sunny spot.

And Mishi let it pass, as long as it beeped politely.

Complaint closed. Two roommates, one feather, and a very proud cat.